stupid fucking fluff chick

o hope whatever you were headed off to was important you dumb slag. i don’t know who belongs to the little black SUV you smashed into, but i SAW your ass and called it in and seeing as i’m an artist i gave them a pretty Gods damn good description. i hope they take away your driving rights forever.

 

addendum

got the plate number when she drove back by a few minutes later to see how much damage she’d done. i’d yelled at the workmen and they ran out and i was getting the protocol for calling in to find out who the car belonged to when she walked up wearing a different outfit claiming ‘i drove around the block to cool down’ riiiight you ran off some place and changed clothes, put your hair up and took off your big sparkly earrings. doesn’t take over 40 minutes to drive around the block you lying sack of shit. the workmen (yup. same ones i yelled at too! no hard feelings, i see. right on. none here either. i just don’t like my work time fucking interrupted.) saw that i recognized her and made her leave a note for the owner of the car and another of them snuck around the building, found her car (bumper almost torn off. not hard to spot!) got her plate number and i called it in.

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