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For every 100 left swipes, I will genuinley swipe right once. Who said romance was dead?

So, this is what modern love has come down to. A quick fixer upper (if you know wnat I mean) with the swipe of a finger. Yes, do indulge in stale conversation with me till we get down to the real reason why we’re both talking to each other.

Some are stright to the point, no-bullshit-lets-get-down-to-business message, others love to string you along in cute flirtations or back and forth 21 questions-like game, to get to know you first before they enevitably stick a rough finger on your clit, rubbing it like it were a damn scratch and sniff sticker.

Everything comes down to what pictures you decide to upload that will grab their attention, how much or how little information do I give you about myself that will make me look edgy and different yet same and in the “now” with trends on my bio, and why exactly am I even here in the first place? I dont know, I’ll figure it out as I keep swiping.

The most memorable dates are always the ones that end with a tongue down my throat or a finger in my pussy. That’s just the cold-hard fact ladies.

First, the drive-in movies. How could I forget that. My first date ever in my life and we ended up not watching any of the double-feature. The slow kissing,the way his tongue danced with mine. He looked at me with hunger and serenity. The way his hands clasped my breasts and the warm sensation I got from his breath soothing the back of my neck. The moans that escaped his mouth as I pumped his hard shaft in the dark car. We were surounded by cars and trucks galore, but in that moment, we felt like the only two people on Earth. The faint memory of it all still sends chills down my spine and a tingling sensation in my lady part. The uncertainty of how this date was going to end was thrilling.

To make a long motherfucking story short, we fucked and kissed goodbye as he drove me back home. Never heard from him again. Next! Bring on the trust issues!

Soon, I had a repeating cycle: a rough sloopy head given behind a church after hours from another stranger, another sloppy head with a good one-two pump before the cops came and broke up our little fun, a drink and movie hangout at the guy’s crib with a quick dry hump and lipstick smeared from cheek to cheek and two harmless dates to the movies with two other guys, who both turned out to be more like friends than potenitals baes. So, your girl had to let them go.

I have never had a boyfriend and here I am sulking in the realization that maybe dating just isn’t for me. Sex has its perks, but this pussy has yet to feel real good.Bum ass dicks and men that come attatched to them. Dating apps are for chumps, yet here I am still trying to find Mr.Right in the wrong place. go figure.

Until then, I guess I’m here for a good time not a long time.

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