WELP GUYS I HAVE A STORY FOR YA’LL

*No judgement okay i swear to goodness although constructive criticism is wanted and so is some advice because i’m kind of fucked!

Currently playing: Port Aransas by The Young Crooks
OKAY WELL HERE WE GO, To cut a long story short me and my bestfriends decided to all hang out for the first time in like months and it was like fun yah know so the guy i like is one of my friends too and he lives like a couple houses down from where the sleepover is and is like yeah he likes me too so all of us get high and spark it up and the plan was for him (His nickname is Bladels so we call him that) so we all get high together Bladels is being a little bitch and complaining about the weed and shit like this is grade-A weed little bitchhhh
Any-who the plan was for him to come sit in the garage and my friends to leave and us be alone and hopefully just make-out so yeah so we are all sitting in a circle and laughing with him and what not and then they leave and me and him are alone and me being high started talking about how i like him and i made him be honest with me and he said he liked me too and that everything this girl said was true and like . . .HAAAAAAAAAAA
(Before i continue with this next paragraph this guy does not look like he would ever watch porn or masturbate or just like do anything like at all and i didn’t want to make him uncomfortable) So i ask him if he’s asexual because yeah i just wanted to make sure and see like i didn’t want him to feel forced or anything He says no and so like YASSSSSS 
So i ask him very casually if he wanted to make-out and we start laughing and he says sure and i am like SHOOK like wtf  he said sure so like we don’t make-out yet he’s in the middle of talking about something so boring i don’t even know he was just rambling about honestly i forget and i literally crawl over to him and just pounced on his lap and start making out with him its fine its whatever (Pretty bad kisser but. . .whatever its fine) So to avoid kissing i like kiss down his jaw line and to his neck and and start giving him a hickey okay fun and like its great and we stop. . well i stop sucking his fucking neck and we just stare at each other for a while and start laughing and giggling and its just fucking hilarious
He was very “vanilla” i don’t know he didn’t really touch me like i had my arms around him but he kept his just like 2 feet away from my body well long story short we make out two more times after that i’m till kinda sitting on his lap and yeah we look at the time and its 2:57 am and i bring the light over to his hickey and its already swelling and i ask to make it worse and he says sure with a very goofy smile on his face and like YES. and so i make it worse and i’m still going at it until his alarm goes off for 3:00 am 
THIS BOY LOOKS AT ME AND GOES “3:05 ?” AND I DO NOT KNOW WHY BUT THAT IS FUCKING ADORABLE 
So its fun and we stop at 3:02 and like whatever and then we just talked and he left at 3:06 and thats thats
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Cutting forward we face timed him and the hickey is so noticeable and so red and bruises get worse before they get better its gonna turn purple soon and since i was like really high i did it on his neck like right there without even thinking idk and like now he was to worry about hiding it and we aren’t even dating yet and oh my lord i have so many future problems and yup. .  .me and him are laughing about it but at the same time. . Yeeshhh
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One thought on “WELP GUYS I HAVE A STORY FOR YA’LL”

  1. Sweetie, men can be such assholes. Don’t worry about it. I’m sure you’ll find someone better. It can be exasperating, I know. I’ve got one that’s making me crazy right now.

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