I got my Wife this morning. I was being romantic on her everywhere, and I whispered to her that I wanted to get a blindfold and some handcuffs for her. She asked me what I had in mind. I told her then she asked how much they were. I said, the good ones are like $50 or more. She said, honey just get the plastic ones, then reminded me to not lose the keys. I just bust out laughing….