One man’s pornography is another man’s theology.
Cursed are the meek, for they are easy victims.
That cold you’re feeling ain’t the weather, that’s you being scared.
I hate bad horror movies. Always some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can’t act and who … Read more
No tears please, it’s a waste of good suffering.
Monsters in movies are us, always us, one way or the other. They’re us with hats on. The … Read more
Though I walk through the valley of death I fear no evil, for I am the evilest motherfucker … Read more
I won’t kill you, because I need you for my sequel.
Shut up. If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I’d fart.
True love means never having to say someone “You’re ugly”
Everybody is a horror book. Wherever we’re opened, we’re red inside