First off, let me introduce myself! My name is Jenna and I am very young and confused! I got kicked out of my college due to poor grades. I was a confused freshman, with no clue what she wanted to do when she grew up. I thought that goofing off and joining a sorority would help me figure it out. EH! WRONG!!
NEVER JOIN A SORORITY IF YOU HATE GIRLS! I hate hate hate hate girls. They are caddy, self-centered, and all they care about is going home with RANDOM GUYS! I mean, if you want to get human-trafficked, maybe you shouldn’t try so hard. And don’t bother wasting your money on alcohol because you will end up throwing it up anyways. My main problem with sororities is the fact that they are “school focus” or “community service lover”! MY FRICKEN BUTTHOLE ARE THEY FOCUSED ON SCHOOL AND VOLUNTEERING!
President: “Why weren’t you at our weekly Chapter meeting?”
Me: “Sorry, I was studying for the huge Chemistry midterm which is half my grade.”
President: “That is no reason to miss Chapter. The sorority should be your number one priority as a pledge!”
I SHIT YOU NOT, THIS HAPPENED!
NOW, HOLD THE PHONE! SINCE when does this bitch tell me what is my number one priority and isn’t? And, I did not come to a university to join a “sorority” aka, “whorehouse”. If I wanted to do that, I would have saved 40 grand and just became a stripper. NO OFFENSE TO STRIPPERS!!!
I decided to quit the sorority the beginning of my second semester, but it did not go as well as I hoped.
President: “Due to the fact that you started the semester in this sorority, you are required to still pay half of dues.”
EXCUSE ME! BITCH, I AM NOT PAYING YOU MONEY SO YOUR SOSORITY CAN USE IT FOR SPRING BALL, TSHIRTS, AND MOST LIKELY, BUY BOOZE. HELL NO!!!!
Since I quit the sorority, and refused to pay my dues, I became anti-social and tried to focus on my schooling. Which, in my favor, was hard when you had a CRAZY friend who was obsessed with my boyfriend of two years, who always came to your room and banged on your door until you answered. NOW, I AM GOING TO BE LIVING WITH HER COMING AUGUST. yay…
My grades went down the toilet due to living on campus. There were too many distractions and I was never able to focus. The distractions went from, HOT hockey players who walked around shirtless 24/7 to the daily occurrence of dorms being search for weed. I lived in the athlete dorm, where hockey, basketball, football, tennis, and track players lived. Those athletes sure LOVED THEIR WEED.
After Christmas break, I decided I was going to go to ITALY for a study abroad trip. I had 3 months to work my butt off and save up money for this trip that was a once in a life time trip! Italy is my dream destination and I want to live there, one day. I left early May and stayed two weeks. I visited Rome, Capri, Florence, Venice, Pisa, Tuscany, and Naples. IT WAS THE MOST AMAZING EXPERIENCE IN MY WHOLE LIFE! I want to go back tomorrow if I could!
I am stuck in a 15 month lease, kicked out of college, and broke. At least, I have my boyfriend and my family.