Okay, this one is LOL funny. You have permission to laugh. In high school show choir, I had a dance partner named Richard. I had an unusual fascination with Richard, which is why I asked him to be my dance partner. Anyhow, Richard didn’t seem to mind that I was overweight. But, being the peculiar guy that he is… When he wrapped his arms around my bosom/waist, he blurts out, “the circumference of your breasts is rather large”…

Oh, Richard! You most certainly have a way with words.

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