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I don’t like Mushrooms

I don’t like mushrooms

Their fungus and dirty

I don’t like the texture

The smell or the view

 

I don’t like mushrooms

They remind me of rot

I don’t like the flavor

My stomach in knots

 

I don’t like mushrooms

No matter how they are prepared

I don’t and won’t ever eat them 

No matter how they are shared

 

I don’t like mushrooms

I would rather starve 

I really don’t like them 

The word just hits a nerve

 

I don’t like mushrooms

When you cook with them I spit

I don’t want your cooking

Our friendship, I quit

 

I don’t like mushrooms

Not at all

But I do like shrooms

They make me giggle and fall.

 

-MV

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