Rachel came over lastnight because of her house getting bug-bombed so she waited for Valerie to go to sleep so she could exact some revenge back on her. She had some Miralax and fixed a big supper dumping just about half the bottle in the spaghetti sauce because I watched as she did. Well me and her ate before Val came home and did Val get a surprise around three this morning because she no sooner woke up and had her feet on the floor was really wet’n creamy poop all over her bed and floor. I thought it was hilarious to see her instead of me have a wake up call of that magnitude. Rachel and me just silently laughed our asses off until we wet our pj’s. Until ‘ve do another act of revenge. BYE 4/now L.O.L.