I brought my bike in for minor repairs and replacements. Replacing tires, tubes, and handlebar tape. An old roommate is performing the repair services. He was always very cute, and I imagine he has a fat, wealthy, upper-crust white boy cock. I messaged an old friend of his and discovered he is average sized and is rather asexual.
I will be thrift shopping soon. Clothes is in short supply. I’m almost homeless. Here’s hoping I don’t lose my shit and eat some bitches $5000 poodle. Fucking fuck.