This morning I drove to BFE to take a class called “polga” that is supposed to be a cross between pole and yoga. I got there ten minutes before the class was supposed to start and no one was there. So I sat in my car for a bit trying to decide what to do next. One minute after the class was supposed to start a little girl unlocked the door. A van pulled up next to me and an elderly lady who could barely walk went in with her yoga mat. I still decided to leave.
I drove to Legoland. I was denied entry because I didn’t have a kid with me. You know, to protect the kids. You know, from child molesters.
So I found a place that gives segway tours and did that instead. It was fuuuuuun. At first I was scared shitless but then I finally got the hang of it.
Then I went back to my airbnb because I had left some books. On the street, there were three fire hydrants wide open, spilling water everywhere.
Then I went and checked into my hotel. I chilled out for a while and then walked to Pole Worx. I took two classes and then I walked back to my hotel. Been chillin, watching TV and playing games on my phone.