Quackers

Duck lady Erica is super fucking snarky
Doesn’t quietly suffer bullshit or malarkey
Not just ducky, she’s got chickens too
If you’re nice she’ll name one after you
Artistically talented, she’s good with the paint
Piss her off you might get kicked in the taint
She’s from Canada and speaks fluent French
If you’re thirsty she’s a homemade wine wench
Even though she’s crabby she has a good heart
Which is why I took her as a friend from the start

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