Tomorrow night I am going on a date!
I haven’t been on a proper real life date in a really long time. The guy asked me out for a drink, I made up that I couldn’t drink due to a kidney infection.
Can’t exactly blurt out… that I’m an alcoholic who wakes up and has gin and tonic for breakfast, that if I drink I will probably drag him back to my bedroom whilst in a blackout, and have my promiscuous drunken way with him. And never see him again!
Nope! Can’t be too honest on the first meet. Hmmm I need to come up with a job as well, a job where you work away a lot.
That’s another thing, if i was drunk on this date the chances are that I would blurt out that I make a living fucking men. Drunken me has no shame, she blurts out everything on her mind and then feels the shamelful consequences the next day.
I’m looking foreward to this date, I used to get really nervous before dates. Now my profession is dating, men pay money for my time. I wonder if it will feel strange that I am doing this for free?