I went on my first (unpaid) date in a long time. In usual circumstances I would of probably had a couple of large glasses of wine for Dutch courage. Instead I drank almost an entire bottle of pink lemonade lucozade to give me energy.
I had already told him that I couldn’t drink alcohol because I had a ‘kidney infection’ so he decided on a sheisha bar. It was pretty cool seeing how other people socialised without alcohol and I quite enjoyed the shesisha.
The date was pretty challenging the guy was of Spanish origin and spoke very broken English. I managed to make him almost laugh on two occasions… and I bloody hilarious so that’s saying something about how the date went.
He is a good looking guy so I had my hopes up, had tidied my room and got the massage oil and condoms ready. So it was a shame that there was no connection, we had no bodily contact all evening… we didn’t even brush hands once! The only moment we had a glimmer of connection was when he taught me how to pronounce paella!