Now that I’ve been abstinent for almost 2 years, I thought it would be ok to start dating again. I would like to be married one day. But dating as a Christian woman is not easy either.
I’m not interested in being a pastor’s wife, deacons might be a little too mature, and I don’t think I’d be a good fit for a man who’s so godly he wants to pray before sex. Of course that’s sex after we’ve said I do’s.
Dating before was like…
Dude: Excuse me miss what’s your name, where are you from, can I take you out tonight?
And I’d be like: Sex with me is so amazing!
Then Dude be like: Tell me if you bout that life right now; what’s up?
Then I’m like: Driver roll up the partition please; watermelon.
Then Dude and I be like: Uhh, na na na na…don’t stop get it get it, work, work, work, work, work.
Then I’m like: Hello, it’s me. I was wondering….
And Dude be like: The number you have dialed is no longer in service. If you feel you’ve reached this message in error, you haven’t. Please hang up now. Bye Felisha!
I don’t miss Thot dates, but I’m failing Christian Dating 101.