There’s a giant spider on my ceiling, so I might be up longer than I intended. They live behind my tv set, and I’m sure this is the relative of the last spider I saw. One of them fell from my ceiling, and he was three times the size of them. He’s still missing somewhere in my room. I can handle anything, just not spiders. If it were a tarantula, it would be different.
He’s creeping slowly towards my side of the bed. I’m a bit terrified, might just spray him with perfume or spray on body lotion.