Neither do I, till 30 minutes ago.
A diary you are supposed to write, everyday. I records your life. Events that are notable, for example:
Got me a new cat litter (Phew!, can dump the smelly old one)
Called the locksmith for a quote today, was surprised at how expensive weekend can be. $250 for a door lock!
Have printed 5000 pcs of brochures, given out a third (almost) , but sales hasn’t improved. People care little about cat hygiene after all.
I think I will name Pete’s bulldog Quagmire. Just seems fitting.
You get the picture. Now for a journal, see my other post!