New socks

I sorta like King at times. We were out to dinner tonight and I started my….er, My aunt showed up. I tell him and his response was priceless. 

“I put on brand new socks today so they are clean enough and soft cotton. They are the nice thick ones. You can have one to stuff napkins in if you want.”

I’m making a scene laughing. Then he says “wait…don’t most girls bathrooms have that machine that has them? Change would probably be better than my sock, huh? Unless the machine is empty…I will still let you use my sock”

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