Love Muffin’s Birthday

When I’m down and out, when push comes to shove
I know I can always count on my muffin of love
Never turns me away when I need a shoulder on which to cry
You may only be turning 20 but you’re already a hell of a guy
If only I were a little younger or you a little bit older
Things between us would flame up instead of just smolder
No matter what you will always be my lil perv
And fate could always throw us a swerve
I love you much and you are an amazing friend
Happy Birthday Preston, let me spank your rear end

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