Jackass(age 18)

There’s Johnny, Bam, Steve-o, Chris and Jess
When they get together there is always a mess
The once made a human cocktail of poo
They come up with such funny things to do
Chris once wrestled with some crocks
They pelt each other with big rocks
Bam Margera is my most favorite guy
He’s a pro skateboarder on the sly
Johnny Knoxville and the bees
Dico jumping his bike into trees
Jumping off everything is Ryan Dunn
All these crazy things just for fun
This show is seriously lacking any class
At least Pontius has a nice ass
All these guys are way out of sight
You can catch them all on Sunday night

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