Hello adoring fans and haters. Obviously this is my first entry. I think some basic things you should know about me is that some people think that I’m crazy, some people think I’m textbook normal. I don’t care what people think, but I agree kind of with the people who call me crazy. I wear some of my shirts as skirts, sometimes I hear a little voice, literally, telling me to crush the bug. It is kind of crowded in my head with Bogo and Edgar. Bogo is vile and cruel while Edgar is soft and gentle. The only thing they agree on is disagreeing. Also I love cats, and dogs are like assorted sizes of living breathing pillows to me. (I try not to sleep on the tiny ones that could never support my weight.