Today on: My Life’s a Joke

I literally hate where I leave. It’s janky as fuck. I cannot stand it. I wish I could just end my lease and leave now. 

So last night my entire bathroom flooded. I guess the neighbors did too. Something about the main drain. So they shut the water off in the whole building until the plumber could come this morning. 

Now the plumber is doing whatever he is doing and my apartment is literally filled with shit water. I’m over it. 

Pissed. The. Fuck. Off. 

AND I have to pee. On top of that. I still have one stone left to pass and I can’t even go. 

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