Let me preface by saying that I take full responsibility for acting like a slut occasionally. And let me tell you what just happened because I couldn’t breathe for like two minutes from laughing so hard. This guy hit me up while I was in the shower, and I happened to have toner in my hair, so I texted back. I’ve never talked to this guy before, and he pulled a cheesy pickup line and I couldn’t resist. He asked for a picture and I sent him an innocent picture of me biting my lip, and he responded with a snapchat video. This video made me laugh so hard, and probably react in a way that he didn’t want me to react. He literally took a video of him panning down, showing me his hard cock, and then SLAPPED HIS COCK. Just straight up whacked it. I don’t know why this was so funny to me, I guess just the fact that this guy thought that whacking his dick on camera was sexy? I didn’t write last night because I literally fell asleep super early. I don’t really have a lot more to say tonight, because everything is confusing for me right now.
Here's a copy and pasted version of my tinder bio: Recent psychology graduate who works with 7th and 8th graders, loves long drives, can watch scary movies for house (but really any movies), wants to travel everywhere. Also love reading and gaming (PC, xBox, and tabletop). I also have a relationship with food, so I hope you're okay with that.