100 random facts about me

1. I’ve never been stung by a bee

2. My favorite color is purple

3. I was born to two teenagers. A 17 year old and an 18 year old.

4. I had my first kiss at 16 years old (With Jordan, I’m almost 20 now lol)

5. I went to college for a semester. But got super depressed and attempted suicide :/ so I had to be hospitalized

6. My favorite sex position is where the guy puts your legs on his shoulders – also called “the snail”

7. I still keep a stuffed octopus because when I was little I would put it on my head and make my grandma laugh – so it’s still sentimental.

8. Starting at the age of 3, I would sit at the kitchen table and write and illustrate my own books. Asking my grandma how to spell the words haha!

9. I grew up listening to The Beatles and I still love them! They’re my favorite band.

10. My favorite restaurant is Pancheros (if you don’t know what that is it’s like chipotle, but waaaay better)

11. I took a solo to regional music contest my junior year of highschool and got a star rating!

12. I can’t drink milk

13. My left boob is bigger than my right

14. One of my favorite childhood memories was making mudpies and playing with all 7 of my grandmas dogs, in the backyard at grandmas house with my little brother

15. I prefer calling over texting.

16. I’m an ENFP (Like Michael Scott and Rapunzel)

17. Rubbing my back is the #1 way to make me super super happy

18. I wanna travel the world! First stop, Thailand!

19. I was born with the umbilical cord wrapped around my neck

20. Nibbling on my ears or kissing my neck is the best way to turn me on

21. I’ve worked at 5 daycares

22. I used to be obsessed with Justin Bieber. Like….a very very unhealthy obsession.

23. My first concert was Justin Bieber’s Believe Tour

24. One of my all time favorite songs is She’s Always A Woman by Billy Joel

25. My favorite animal is a fox, and the fox at my local zoo licks my fingers when I put them through the cage for him to kiss lol

26. I always use Dove shampoo

27. The foundation I’ve been using lately is Perfect Peach by Too Faced

28. I have Borderline Personality Disorder

29. I have purple christmas lights hanging around my room

30. My birthday is in March

31. I scratch my legs with my feet in my sleep (and sometimes when I’m awake too.) They are covered in scabs and scars and they are my biggest insecurity.

32. My favorite thing to do in the summer is going to the lake with friends

34. I still don’t have my drivers license

35. I didn’t lose my virginity until I was 18

36. My favorite movie is Step Brothers

37. A boy has never gotten me flowers and I really want them 🙁

38. I don’t like binge-watching shows. I can only handle about 2 episodes or so at a time. It’s rare that I will binge something like ALL day. I have a weak attention span lol

39. My favorite emoji is probably the  lipstick print

40. I’ve never been to the ocean 🙁

41. I’ve never left the country 🙁

42. I’ve never been on a real airplane

43. I love being degraded during sex

44. I HATE car sex

45. I’m terrified of ferris wheels (and skii lifts.) I don’t like rocking when I’m up so high..

46. I’m still sleeping next to my ex boyfriend

47. I lost my virginity to a guy I met on a craigslist. We were both looking for a FWB.


49. My christmas tree is STILL up *sigh*

50. I ONLY drink cold bottled water. I will not drink tap.

51. My least favorite chore is dishes or vacuuming

52. I’m a liberal but pro second ammendment

53. My parents are divorced. My mom is remarried and my dad is getting married in June.

54. I’m the oldest sibling

55. I can sing with my mouth closed

56. I wear the same hoodie every. single. day.

57. I’m pretty sure I’m addicted to all forms of physical affection. Including sex.

58. The first time I took Algebra II I failed with an impressive 26% 

59. Tampons > pads

60. My biggest petpeeve is closed-mindedness. People are entitled to their own opinions and interests. Deal with it.

61. I wore my prom dress twice. idc.

62. My favorite Star Wars movie is Revenge of The Sith. Fight me.

63. If I could pay someone to shave my legs for me every couple days, I totally would.

64. My favorite candy is either Swedish Fish, Sour patch kids, or Reeses Cups.

65. The first thing I’d do if I won the lottery is buy my dream house

66. I don’t think I’m particularly talented at anything. I’m kinda just trash lol.

67. I have to wake up 6 am or earlier every morning

68. I got my first phone when I was 12

69. My favorite form of birth control is the pill combined with pull out

70. I own 2 sex toys

71. I have a blue and white bedspread

72. I think toe nails look ugly without polish. And I only like mine painted red. Fingernails are a little more flexible but generally I stick to pastels.

73. I’ve been on a magazine cover before

74. I am Ukranian, English, German, Irish, and  British

75. Somehow I tend to break most of the things I touch (phones, chargers, headphones, etc etc)

76. My phone screen is eternally dirty

77. I can only sleep with a fan on. Even in the winter. If I’m REALLY cold, I turn it on low facing away from me or turn it off for a short while.

78. My favorite season is summer

79. My favorite perfume is Jimmy Choo

80. The only purses I buy are from the Betsy Johnson line

81. I’m a size 10 in shoe

82. I want a smart TV, furniture for my apartment, and camo converse for my birthday.

83. I hate my body

84. The first thing I do when I get home is take off my bra

85. I think nutella is fucking nasty

86. I have a horrible gag reflex. I throw up almost everytime I brush my tongue so I try to be super super careful.

87. I love dogs AND cats

89. My favorite snack is cool ranch doritos dipped in nacho cheese

90. I love being spanked

91. I love calling the person I’m having sex with “daddy”

92. I’m madly in love with Jordan

93. I think I’m disgustingly ugly, but I somehow look really pretty in selfies!

94. I wanna see Tori Kelly in concert super bad

95. If I could revive anybody it would be John Lennon

96. I hate needles

97. Lately I’ve been watching Making a Murderer

98. The person I wanna see most right now is my little sister

99. I have a compulsion for cleaning under my fingernails with any “tool” I can find. Usually tweezers or a toothpick.

100. If I have a daughter I wanna name her Piper or Maya

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