If I were…

If I were a stone, I would be: Diamond

If I were a tree, I would be: Jacaranda

If I were a bird, I would be: A Seagull

If I were a flower, I would be: A tulip

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Hot and dry

If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Invisible

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A guitar

If I were an animal, I would be: A rat

If I were an aquatic animal, I would be: A dolphin

If I were a color, I would be: Pink

If I were an emotion, I would be: Happiness

If I were a scent, I would be: Patchouly

If I were a vegetable, I would be: Sugar snap peas

If I were a fruit, I would be: Watermelon

If I were a sound, I would be: Thunder

If I were an element, I would be: Fire

If I were a song, I would be: The Storm by Trease

If I were to trade places with another person, it would be: Someone who is rich

If I were a movie, I would be: Superhuman

If I were a novel, I would be: I don’t know

If I were a play, I would be: I don’t know this either

If I were a musical, I would be: Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz.

If I were a food, I would be: Lobster

If I were a place, I would be: Maui

If I were a material, I would be: Silk

If I were a taste, I would be: Sweet

If I were a religion, I would be: Wiccan

If I were a word, I would be: Fanfuckingtastic

If I were an object, I would be: A sex doll. Just kidding, just kidding! I’d be a laptop.

If I were a body part, I would be: Fingernails (those can be painted pretty colors)

If I were an expression, I would be: A smile

If I were a subject in school, I would be: Foreign languages

If I were a cartoon character, I would be: The Pink Panther

If I were a shape, I would be: A star

If I were a number, I would be: 13 or 8

If I were a month, I would be: June

If I were a day of the week, I would be: Saturday

If I were a time of day, I would be: Midnight

If I were a direction, I would be: West

If I were a sin, I would be: Wicked

If I were a virtue, I would be: Fairness or Confidence

If I were a historical figure, I would be: Amelia Earhart

If I were a liquid, I would be: Coffee

If I were a method of death, I would be: Carbon monoxide

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